The second one you posted is funny... turns kind of dark.
"You're under arrest."
"What for?!"
"Because I'm not happy with who you are."
...
"I'm just waiting for a mate."
Nice lol. I have a couple that aren't funny so much as they are disturbing:
The second one you posted is funny... turns kind of dark.
"You're under arrest."
"What for?!"
"Because I'm not happy with who you are."
...
"I'm just waiting for a mate."
From now on I'm using that in awkward encounters. That and Patrick Bateman's "I have to return some videotapes."
Also all of Wilfred the series. Tho I like the American version better.
The Aussie one is really dark.